Screenhog.com http://screenhog.com/blog Because, apparently, I have to have a tagline on a Wordpress blog. Sat, 12 May 2012 23:40:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Another Cow Joke http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/05/12/another-cow-joke/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/05/12/another-cow-joke/#comments Sat, 12 May 2012 23:37:49 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=1005 I told my followers on Twitter that I was going to do a blog post this week. I intended it to be about something else, but that fell through, so I decided to sketch up an idea from my friend EditorGeek instead. This one’s his fault:

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Flamingoes http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/03/24/flamingoes/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/03/24/flamingoes/#comments Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:47:35 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=995 Random sketchbook comic from about two months ago.


I’m not entirely happy with it, to be honest. I feel like the punchline could have been written much stronger. Oh well.

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Hour One http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/03/09/hour-one/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/03/09/hour-one/#comments Sat, 10 Mar 2012 00:13:37 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=982 In 2003, I heard about the show “24″, in which each season has 24 episodes, each being the next consecutive hour of a day. It inspired me with an idea… what if there was a 24-hour comic strip? No, not a traditional 24-hour comic (although I greatly respect any who completes one of those). No… a comic where each new strip is the next minute of a day, making 1440 comics in total by the time that day is done.

So, I started the comic. And here it is, with all the strips that I actually finished:

Hour 1 - Comic 1

Hour 1 - Comic 2

Hour 1 - Comic 3

Hour 1 - Comic 4

Hour 1 - Comic 5

And… that was all I wrote. Want to know how the rest of the comic would have gone?

Well, the main character was indeed going to be Narrator, a strange grey floating character. Question Mark gave Narrator someone to talk to, as well as answering Narrator’s questions about how the world that he lives in works. Narrator learns that his job is to tell the story of a particular man’s life. He likes his job, until he finds out that it is the man’s last day on earth before he dies. Narrator is understandably horrified that the man is going to die, but as the unseen narrator, he can’t do anything directly to stop it. However, he learns that there are other beings (besides Question Mark) that he CAN talk to, and he begins a race against time to save the man before the comic strip ends at 11:59 PM that evening.

Why didn’t I finish the comic? Well, I couldn’t figure out good details of the storyline, for starters. How is the man supposed to die? What does the man do on his last day on earth? I also realized that, even if I did figure out a good story, I wouldn’t really have the time to pull it off.

Still, if someone else out there wants to try making a comic that goes through the consecutive minutes of a day, I’d love to see it. (And, if you would, credit me for helping give you the idea. :) )

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Remix: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 – Oil Ocean http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/02/10/remix-sonic-the-hedgehog-2-oil-ocean/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/02/10/remix-sonic-the-hedgehog-2-oil-ocean/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:25:09 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=974 I was a pretty big fan of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in the early ’90s, and this was due in no small part to the music. Oil Ocean, a level near the end of the game, had some of my favourite music, so I decided to do a remix of that song:

I don’t get to play with Middle Eastern and Indian instruments very frequently, and this seemed like the perfect place to give that a shot.

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Cookie Minstrel Love Songs about Cookies http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/01/14/cookie-minstrel-love-songs-about-cookies/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2012/01/14/cookie-minstrel-love-songs-about-cookies/#comments Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:40:54 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=964 Cookie Minstrel

Random sketch of the day.

I can only assume that, after a rousing rendition of “C is for Cookie, That’s Good Enough for Me”, he promptly devoured his lute, with pieces flying everywhere.

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Camp Skookum Theme http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/12/09/camp-skookum-theme/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/12/09/camp-skookum-theme/#comments Fri, 09 Dec 2011 17:54:25 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=960 A new song has been added to the Music Player. It’s the theme for Camp Skookum, a virtual world in development.

The creators of the site asked that I create a simple, catchy tune, so I did. Beware, though… if you listen to it too much, it will get stuck in your head for days.

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XI/XI/XI http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/11/11/xixixi/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/11/11/xixixi/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 09:51:37 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=956 In honor of today being 11/11/11, here’s a quick puzzle. Every one of these answers has XI in it:

  1. _ _ XI _ _ – Country south of the United States
  2. _ XI _ – Leave
  3. _ XI _ – Planet’s center of rotation
  4. _ _ _ _ XI – Mississippi city
  5. _ _ XI _ _ _ – Nervous, experiencing worry
  6. _ _ _ _ XI _ _ – Hydrogen ____, hair bleaching liquid
  7. _ _ XI – Cab
  8. _ _ XI _ – Poisonous
  9. _ _ XI _ _ _ – Upper limit
  10. _ _ _ _ _ XI _ _ _ – Die from lack of oxygen

Answers:

  1. MEXICO
  2. EXIT
  3. AXIS
  4. BILOXI
  5. ANXIOUS
  6. PEROXIDE
  7. TAXI
  8. TOXIC
  9. MAXIMUM
  10. ASPHYXIATE
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JiA #24 – Brave Chicken http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/11/08/jia-24-%e2%80%93-brave-chicken/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/11/08/jia-24-%e2%80%93-brave-chicken/#comments Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:00:44 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=940 That's one brave chicken.

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JiA #23 – Dragons on a Campout http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/11/02/936/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/11/02/936/#comments Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:17:12 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=936 The fire-breathing dragon campouts just weren't complete without a marshmallow breathing dragon nearby.

Yep, I finally got around to coloring it. Thanks to everyone who encouraged me that it should be a Jellyfish in Armour toon!

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An Orchestra of One – Chapter 14: Humbled by Beethoven http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/09/13/an-orchestra-of-one-chapter-14-on-the-shoulders-of-giants/ http://screenhog.com/blog/2011/09/13/an-orchestra-of-one-chapter-14-on-the-shoulders-of-giants/#comments Tue, 13 Sep 2011 09:00:54 +0000 Screenhog http://screenhog.com/blog/?p=918 This will be my last “Orchestra of One” post for awhile. It’s been fun, but I only have so much time available to me, and I want to put other things on Screenhog.com (comic updates, for instance, have been pretty sparse lately). However, before I go on my hiatus, I’d like to share a story.

Last year, I attended a concert in which an orchestra was about to perform Beethoven’s Symphony #5. Now, I’d already been composing music commercially for a few years, and I was feeling pretty confident about my own skills as a composer, thinking that I was a pretty awesome composer, if I said so myself.

However, any pride in my own abilities was pretty much crushed as soon as the orchestra started, though. The entire symphony was absolutely beautiful, and I sat in my seat amazed by the skill in what I’d heard. “Beethoven was able to come up with something this beautiful? 200 years ago? Without computers? WHILE DEAF?!?”

Clearly, I still have a lot to learn.

You do too. Beethoven1, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Bach… we will likely never get the point where we’re considered a master like they were. In some ways, that’s kinda depressing.

But on the other hand, we also have advantages that they could never have dreamed about. We have access to instruments that weren’t even invented when they were alive. Every major song created in the last 200 years can be instantly available to us to learn from. Musicians are paid more than they ever have been in history.2 And, most importantly, we have tools at our disposal capable of almost perfectly recreating the sound of an entire orchestra… by ourselves!

There has never been a better time to be a composer. I hope that the articles I’ve written so far have helped to inspire you, and I imagine I’ll be writing more in the future. If there’s a song you want to share, put it online3 and post about it in the comments! I’d love to hear what you’ve made.

Previous: Chapter 13: How to Get Noticed

Footnotes:

  1. It’s difficult for me to think of Beethoven without thinking of Schroeder from the Peanuts comic strip. So, here he is.
  2. Yes, despite the high number of “starving artists” out there. It’s a frequently ignored fact that, throughout most of history, artists didn’t get paid (or if they did, it was in tangible things like room and board, not in money).
  3. Getting a song online is actually pretty easy. There’s a lot of free webhosting out there.
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